Total Medals Earned: 724 (From 95 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,095 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (435/435 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/150 points)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (125/445 points)
Medals Earned: 5/6 (145/245 points)
Medals Earned: 27/27 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 10/14 (260/415 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
you tried to start a race riot
you tried to get AIDS
you drowned in your own urine
you touched bear poo a bunch of times
you talked to bb10
you were deported
you defeated the bear
you crossed the border
you crossed the border with a sombrero
you found olskoo
aye caramba amigo
you became president of the united states while wearing a sombrero
you became president of the united states
Complete 3 levels
Complete 6 levels
Complete 11(all) levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Perform a perfect jump.
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Complete level 1
complete level 2
complete level 3
complete level 4
complete level 5
complete level 6
complete level 7
complete level 8
complete level 9
complete level 10
complete level 11
complete level 12
complete level 13
complete level 14
complete level 15
complete level 16
complete level 17
complete level 18
complete level 19
complete level 20
complete level 21
complete level 22
complete level 23
complete level 24
complete level 25
complete level 26
complete level 27
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
View the COMBOS page.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Beat the game without dying.
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
